27 May 2008

Stealin' Jerky

Jerry Boston Jr. was arrested Saturday on charges of theft and battery after an officer reported finding $25 worth of "meat products" inside Boston's pants pockets. He was allegedly trying to flee the gas station on his red bicycle when the officer caught him.

A bystander at the gas station told officers Boston punched him four times for no reason. Two clerks also reported that Boston went to the meat section and they heard "rustling around."

Funny and Sad at the same time!

[thanks mjmc]

2 comments:

icecoldyummy said...

When one clerk tried to call the police, Boston called her a lesbian and told her to "be cool" because he had to feed his kids, the report states

Anonymous said...

poor guy.. he must of been on some bad crack.